osamah:

DONT BE SAD LOOK AT THIS DUCK INSTEAD

Ahhhh, goodness, nooo! (//╯w╰//) It’s super embarrassing! 

Uh, gosh! He’s a dude from one of my classes. We’ve kinda been friends for a while now, I guess? And we got a lot closer after I broke up with my last boyfriend in December, and he was really nice and helped cheer me up a lot when I got upset over that and other things. And for a while we were texting for hours every day and hanging out often at lunch and it was really nice? He can be kinda a jerk, but he makes me smile a lot and listens to me when I’m really upset and even when he can’t comfort me he’ll listen for a long time before getting tired of me. He’s more patient than I deserve. He can be really huggy sometimes and when I really like that! Even though I know he doesn’t like me like that, I still feel special when he holds me.
But we don’t talk much anymore, and he hasn’t texted me in months, and the school year is almost over so we probably won’t have classes together next year and
Yeah
Oh well
(◡︵◡’) 
Sorry for being so rambly and boring! I know it’s silly. And sorry I can’t go into more specifics! Some of my school friends read this, and I can’t have them knowing who I like! Sorry! 

Thank you for your question! <3 It was super sweet of you to ask! Please let me know if there’s anything else I can do for you!
I hope you have a lovely day! 

stanley-darsh:

i want to:

• wear and have your clothes
• couple cosplay with you
• go to the beach with you
• cuddle with you
• give you little kissies
• hug you
• have lil date nights and days with you
• have ice cream together UuU

sparky-sparkerson:

creaseintime:

foodnun:

annabellalovesyou:

whoa see no that’s not okay
It’s NOT COOL TO CALL PEOPLE’S RELIGIOUS TEXTS FICTION like if they believe in that stuff let em believe in it
you don’t have to but DON’T CALL IT FICTION PLS

I DONT LIKE THIS AT ALL

oh wow hahaha are they even serious

well that’s an incredibly jerkish move

(Source: ihateallyourgods)

Ah, goodness, my dad recorded it! We’ve always watched the show together, since he introduced it to me when I was a kid. But you can probably find it on letmewatchthis.ch. c:

I hope you enjoy it more than I did! I hope this is helpful! Just tell me if there’s anything else I can do. 

stephenfrycunninglinguist:

LOL.

keiumi:

IT’S SLEEPOVER FRIDAY Y’ALL

send me:

- stories about your crush/better half/whatever

- embarassing stories

- truths or dares

- just stories in general

it’s like a fifth grade sleepover, anything goes ok

(Source: amysdead)

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princelingcat:

I don’t really know how to face, I’m sorry.

Trying to get some mannerisms down, I don’t think I’m doing very well.

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Blackadder: What play is this?
Actor 1: It is a piece we penned ourselves called "The Bloody Murder Of The Foul Prince Romero And His Enormous-Bosomed Wife".
Blackadder: A philosophical work then.
Actor 2: Indeed, sir. The violence of the murder and the vastness of the bosom are entirely justified artistic choices.

Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
Skin: Do you tan easily?
Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
Tongue: What was in your last meal?
Windpipe: Do you sing?
Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
Back: Are you a virgin?
Hips: Do you like to dance?
Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
Feet: Do you ever wear heels just for the hell of it?
Toes: Do you like country music?